wugs:
my last name is hyman
and people choose to do one of two things
- assume it’s actually ‘hymen’ and spell it that way and pronounce it okay
- assume it is the polar opposite and, though spelling it correctly, choose to pronounce it terribly. like ‘hey-man’ or ‘high-man’ or even ‘hih-min’
my name is hyman and it is pronounced like hymen. not. difficult.
(via avionne)
My name is very simple. Colette.
Not Collette, Colete, Coletta, Coleete, Kallett, Kolette, or Caullette.
Also pronounced Co-let. Not Call-et, or Cu-let, or Co-leet-ee.
My name is Gabriel. Not Gabrielle. Not Gabby. Gabriel…or Gabe, either works. Easy.
Last name: McClure. LURE. Not McClerrrr. McCLURE. Not difficult.
Just gonna say.
My last name isn’t Gerbil.
yeah
my name is not
and never will be
guzlkaksdnfmnlitcz, guzhakbkgolitch, or guqqilaicktoicthitchy, for a few rather unique examples of how people fuck up my last name
and i don’t even know how people don’t get my first name?????????
My first name is Geanna. Simple enough in both spelling/pronunciation, right?
No.
How it’s pronounced: G-anna
How they say it: Gee-nah, Jen-nah, etc.
How they spell it: Jianna, Jeanna, Gianna, Gananna(don’t even ask), Genna.
UGH.
And my last name is forever Archibald.
Not Archbald.
Archibald.
BLUH
My last naaaaammeeee
everyone always says it wrong ; u ;
My entire name. Saida Urquiza.
It’s pronounced “Sigh-duh”. Not see-da, said-uh, s-eye-da, say-da, saudi-a, z-eye-da.
And my last is pronounced “Your-qwee-zah”… yea.
My full name is always pronounced wrong. OTL It’s always misspelled too. Most people spell it sida, cida, zaida, and sada.MY LAST NAME IS NICHOLS, DAMMIT.
NOT NICHOLAS
NOT NIKULS
NICHOLS.my name is daniel and people pronounce it dannielle
My name is NOEMÍ, not Naomi, not Nohemi, not Nohemy, N-O-E-M-Í and it’s pronounced like that with stress in I, and people usually call me Nohemi with stress in E and usually they write it like that and I just hate it.
